Twee Surinamers...

Twee Surinamers lopen in het oerwoud.
Opeens wordt een van hen in z'n l.l gebeten door een slang. Hij roept verschrikt tegen z'n maat: "ga gauw een dokter halen". De ander komt hijgend bij de dokter aan en vertelt wat er met z'n maat gebeurd is.
"Tja, zegt de dokter, daar is maar een remedie tegen: het gif uitzuigen" "En als ik dat niet doe?" vraagt de man "Dan gaat 'ie dood" zegt de dokter ernstig. De man holt weer gauw terug naar zijn maat. En, wat zei de dokter?" vraagt het slachtoffer kreunend. Waarop zijn maat antwoordt: "JE GAAT DOOD JONGEN!"

A, B, C

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her for a while ... then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asks ... "What does that mean?"
He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.
She smiled happily and said ... "Oh, that's so lovely ... What about I, J, K?"
He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"
The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles.

Future Babies

Hugs and kisses

Out of your mind ?

CatPorn

Arrested!

The world in your hands

Do you have this talent ?

World Peas

10 Facts About You

1. You're reading this right now.
2. You're realizing that is a useless fact
4. You didn't notice I skipped three.
5. You're checking right now.
6. You're smiling.
7. You're still reading this even though it is kind of stupid.
9. You didn't realize I skipped eight.
10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again.
11. You're actually enjoying this.
12. You didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts.

So now that this little social-engineering experiment is over (hey, I was a test subject too), we can go back to face the daily grind whatever kind of grind it may be.

Have a nice day!

Waarom is de jeugd zo verpest ?

Predictable

Bungee Jumping

De Huwelijksnacht

Take a Break

Steampunk Art Jewelry

Butterfly

Cupid

Angel and butterfly


These and more are availablea my shop

Life After Birth